God of bad home perms
longs for the hellfires of home.
Slayer holds the Key.
Hatches a new plan:
send simpering sycophants
to find the Precious.
*Who’s new in her life?
Who’s special? Who’s different?
Go get it for me!
*Found haiku taken from episode.
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